Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots! I'm Elsa, and that's one of my jokes (I tell LOTS of jokes and I'm going to be a big star one day). I do my best to cheer my family up - but no one seems to laugh much any more. Not since we lost our lovely house and had to move into a bed and breakfast hotel . . .

BAD GIRLS: Mandy has always been picked on at school, so she's delighted when Tanya picks her as a friend. But Mum thinks Tanya is a BAD GIRLa THE BED AND BREAKFAST STAR: Elsa is a joke-teller extraordinaire, but even she can't cheer up her family when they have to move from their home into a bed and breakfast hotel. THE SUITCASE KID: Andy's parents have split up and now she has two homes u and has to move between them every week. But she just wants to go back to Mulberry Cottage, their old homea Three utterly compelling tales from the highly acclaimed Jacqueline Wilson. She has won dozens of prestigious accolades, including the Smarties Prize and the Children's Book Award. Having sold over twenty million books in the UK, Jacqueline Wilson is one of the most popular children's authors ever.

This book has been based on the memories of happenings associated with the day to day running of our 2 Bed and Breakfast’s. The first B&B,( 1) started 7 years ago and the second B&B,( 2) some 3 years later. The two run separately but are linked as the author and fiancée have a close partnership. We jointly have regular guests staying and as written some move between 1 & 2. Our experiences have us talking at great length to ascertain if any credibility can be reasoned to the antics of some guests. I have only found out since running the B&B that people are the strangest beings on the planet. They say animals and children are un-predictable but adults take the biscuit! I have lived and worked with loads of people with similar views, aims and values as myself but when a complete stranger(a new guest), comes to stay just wait and see another world unfold, 'their world'! It has been fascinating as we do not know what is going to happen tomorrow. I hope we can keep going for a few more years and try to note any out of the ordinary or memorable occurrences so I can pen them in The B&B Chronicles 2. You might have to wait a bit?

A fantastic new adventure for brave, feisty Hetty Feather - one of Jacqueline Wilson's most well-loved characters. Since leaving the Foundling Hospital, Hetty has seen her fair share of drama, excitement, tragedy and loss. After the death of her beloved mama, she sets off to find a real home at last – starting with the search for her father. But Hetty is no longer a simple country girl, and begins to fear she’ll never truly belong anywhere. And even when she is reunited with her beloved childhood sweetheart Jem, Hetty still longs for adventure – especially when an enchanting figure from her past makes an unexpected reappearance. Could a more exciting future lie ahead for Hetty?

This comprehensive guidebook includes detailed information on food, transportation, tourist boards, and attractions. Evoking the warmth and hospitality of each Scottish host, it offers vivid descriptions of over seventy-five establishments, from opulent houses and cathedral hotels to romantic cottages and historic inns.

Chi and her mommy are on a vacation in Niagara Falls, Canada, staying at a Bed and Breakfast for the first time and hoping to encounter some new and wonderful adventures and make memories. What they did not bargain for was a dinner surprise that would leave them stumbling on a double mystery. One that would keep them on their toes as they try to quickly solve it so that they can enjoy what is left of their vacation and prevent being imprisoned for a crime they did not commit.

Do you dream of escaping the rat race by becoming the proprietor of your own bed and breakfast inn? The lure of leaving the 9-to5 grind behind to live, work and play in a beautiful home nestled in a resort setting is a powerful one.When you can spend your days puttering about in the kitchen or garden, meeting new people, entertaining guests in a lavish and enviable setting, and collect and income while you’re at it, who wouldn’t leap at the chance? This guide, based on the experiences of scores of successful B&B operators, will tell you everything you need to know to make that dream a reality in an industry that has experienced 15% growth over the last five years. We give you the nitty-gritty, hands-on tasks, tips and tricks to successful B&B innkeeping. Secrets such as: • Finding the right location • Buying property • Licensing • Setting pricing policies • Promoting the business • Hiring good people • Using the internet for marketing Whether you have a spare bedroom or are looking for a small inn, this guide can help you earn a comfortable income by welcoming a steady stream of new friends into your home.